Dead llama dumped on the street in Oakland. Yeah, it's a rough town
The SF Chronicle has just reported that a dead llama was found dumped in the middle of the street on 89th Ave in Oakland's scenic eastern precincts. For some reason its legs were tied, though the authorities claim there's no sign of foul play and the unfortunate beast appears to have died of old age. So obviously the Chronicle's in on the cover-up. My personal theory is that a rogue gang of ruthless alpacas is expanding into East Oakland, which has historically been llama turf. Read all about it.